Comments for 2 Men Talking

Comment on National emergency call-up by Bebo

Bebo — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 15:41:26 +0000

Splendid ethos offpiss, are you the tsar of offpiss then? If so can you advise when I will receive my glossy monthly mag through my door as I am keen to learn how to deal with the mountains and mountains of unsolicited junk bills I receive, do you have any quick fixes which I can use to offpiss BT?

Comment on In Memory by Bebo

Bebo — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 20:58:37 +0000

It should have been me, it should have been me … oh yeah baby! The aforementioned evil bus driver was my lesbian male lover who earlier in the day had threatened me with the blunt end of a walking stick saying that he/she thought that I didn’t respect them enough! The truth is I respect walking sticks incredibly and am after all a lesbian. Thanks!

Comment on Aardvarks forever by hugo9

hugo9 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:04:14 +0000

Hi Ya, My name is Twelve Willies Susan, I’d just like to say I find all of your posted conversations fasinating and deeply interesting. That bloke Half Butterfly and Half Goldfish makes a lot of sense and I love him. I have built an alter to him in my bedroom (my husband is not so keen on this) I hope I can have his babies.

Comment on Aardvarks forever by hugo9

hugo9 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:53:42 +0000

Oh what a coincidence, My name is Long John Billy Banna Bantum, I happen to be following your high brow content of two men talking, when I read your invitation for other bloggers to join in and contrbute.

Hang on there is someone else that wants to get a word in!

Comment on Aardvarks forever by hugo9

hugo9 — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:46:36 +0000

Hey, what’s happnin Honey? Glad to hear of your good fortune, perhaps I could give them my bank details as well, I think I would look quite fetching wearing a Mules helmet. I don’t know any neighbours that own an Ox, maybe I could covet yours!

I think it is important to attract other bloggers into our correspondence. On the downside, this would make a mockery of our title: two men talking but then I know you like to live dangerously!

Comment on Admiral Aardvark by hugo9

hugo9 — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:58:10 +0000

Hugo (The Dark One) agrees to your reasonable remuniation of four pounds per personality. I have already secured a monthly interest for a full page of your rantings, from the globally reknowned Charminster Pilot Magazine. Quite a coup eh? I can see it now, from December onwards, you’ll need to have an ex-directory phone number and everything!

Some of my neighbours with a boat moored off Greece have agreed to give you shelter as a hide-away when the papparazzi become too much.

Have you considered a stage name? Perhaps other bloggers would like to make some suggestions!

Flog It, is just starting, so I’ll to have to g……

Comment on Hello world! by hugo9

hugo9 — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:44:09 +0000

I can’t see you but my name is Hugo and I’m a very nice person! To show my consideration, I’m not going to refer to you as arsebrain, like the man in the shower who had an unfortunate probing incident! Your blogg caught my attention because you mentioned castles. I was able to recognise this as code for the most important thing in life……… KERB STONES! Yes, I know, they are fascinating aren’t they? Just to say the words out loud makes you big in the trousers. ” Kerb stones, kerb stones, kerb stones. Unfortunately, just now, I am the best man at a friends wedding, posing for the formal photographs with the bride and groom and after I shouted out “KERB STONES” for the third time, the offical photographer has asked me to leave the country. Good bye.