2 Men Talking

Eee by gum, what a guy, I wish I were like you! Now, a beautiful butterfly with teeth like stonehenge and the breath of camembert (mmm lovely). I’ve listed you for sale on eBay without a reserve and so’s not to be accused of misrepresenting you, I’ve posted you in the Rubber Bunny category, able to perform non-stop for three and a half hours, whilst singing “squeeze my lemon ’till the juice runs down my leg’. But Gordon Brown should at least give us an opportunity to vote in a referendum to stay or to leave the European Community because Melba is becoming very vexed and insecure.

Psssst… Now, I have some very important ‘top secret’ information to pass on. It is essential you do not tell anyone. National security is at risk and I don’t have to remind you that you have signed the Official Secrets Act when you were in the Navy. I’m not one to drag things out and build up the tension to the point of “Go on, go on. What? What is it that is so confidential? So here goes! I can trust you can’t I? ……….. I like to leave people wanting more. Oh, alright then. Here goes. Tonight, I’m cooking Pork.