Standing in the shower October 31, 2007
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I was standing in the shower this morning, thinking about all this controversy with DNA databases and Dolly the sheep, when I got an overwhelming need to placate an itch in the dishonorable discharge region. I found this disquietingly pleasurable and remembered what one of my friends said about many of her clients: that inserting her finger into their rectum just before ejaculation caused great pleasure and thereby great profit. Anyway; I digress.
That’s a nice castle: where did that come from??
Immediately after itch placation, blow me if I didn’t get another insatiable itch on my head. So I scratched it – problem sorted. Then the awful truth hit me. Had I inadvertently transferred the DNA from ‘down there’ to my head???
Would I now have to go through life with the brain of an arsehole?
Ooh lovely; a castle!
