2 Men Talking

I do apologise for coming in with such a low starting price. Of course I was expecting to have to negotiate, perhaps you would be kind enough to suggest a figure of your true worth! Just to clarify matters, should I make this full and final settlement, this will mean I own you outright. You will be my slave forever and a day so you need to ask yourself if Hugo will exploit the situation or you could just take the £42.50 now and accept the label ‘Cheap’! Please don’t post (on this site) a photograph of a frightening man dressed as a member The Rocky Horror Show, that image will always haunt me!!!

Last night, undercover of darkness, I flew back to Cerne Abbas and sowed 8.3cwt of grass on the ‘Giant’s’ outline so no longer consider him a threat to my internals. Nerrrr! And what’s more. My dad’s bigger than yours.

I’ll have to go now, unlikely as it sounds, I’ve just spotted a man with a valid MoT. I know this to be accurate because he was being mobed by eighteen adoring groupies. One of them asked him if she could take her false teeth out to perform something exotic to bring a strange expression to his face. I’ll leave you with that nice thought.