Cowardice November 2, 2007
Posted by johnph in Cowardice, Uncategorized.add a comment
You really are pulling out all the stops aren’t you? Going to Switzerland and expecting their little known deity to succour you.
But you’re in big trouble now cos it just so happens that I have spent the last thirty years uncovering the past of this little known deity, and if you think you can just disappear and hide in them thar hills until I give up, die or go for a cup of tea, you’re sadly mistaken. I’m on your case and you need to know that your outrageous offences against kerbstones (damn; I’ve made a mess of my trousers) is deeply resented by the great British public.
This log hereby advises you that the principal acolyte for this deity resides in both London and New York and is frequently requested to perform the anthem which first inspired the publics adulation. I have been in contact with her, and she, like me, is absolutely disgusted with your performance over the last twenty-four hours. We are at the airport and booked on the next flight to a mountain in Switzerland where we intend to uncover the truth behind both yourself and the Yodel Odel Deity.
And what a beautiful castle!
