Allusive Butterfly November 9, 2007
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Wow! I didn’t know you were so influencial on world events and so knowledgable about the Welsh Dinar! For a Butterfly, you appear to be articulate and have a very high IQ. Inspired by your potential, I have entered you as a contestant on the popular quiz programme “Are Butterflies Really Thick”? You will be competing against Cabbage Whites so thier name suggests you’ll have an edge! The winner’s Jackpot Prize is ten days for two and all you eat on an Artichoke farm in Provence. I shall be happy to accompany you to share your winning feast.
On our return from He Haw, He Haw land, you’ll need a PR manager (me, Hugo’s Hugo, Agent to Star Butterflies Ltd) quite exclusive, as you’ll be my only client. We should exploit your fame as a celebrity, I’m sure you will be in much demand for photo shoots and chat shows etc! Have you considered plastic surgery? You could model your self on a bloke I know in Cerne Abbas, locals refer to him as ‘a bit of a headturner’ and he’s always big in the trousers. What you’ve always dreamed of!
