In Memory December 4, 2007
Posted by johnph in Uncategorized.trackback
Dorset Police are looking for the driver of the 39 bus who, with malice aforethought, yesterday did sting a passenger for his fare before callously running him over. Other passengers were cautioned by the thought police for including in their description of the perpetrator as him being ‘a nasty Nip’. The offender was last seen wearing an all-in-one black wet-look suit, and a lesbian dinosaur (Likkolottapuss) was sure she heard the name Claude mentioned.
Would anyone with more information please contact this site. We are anxious to trace anyone who either saw this tragic incident, or is suffering serious mental health problems as a direct result of reading this report and feels unable to book themselves in as a voluntary patient.
Thank-you for your attention.
It should have been me, it should have been me … oh yeah baby! The aforementioned evil bus driver was my lesbian male lover who earlier in the day had threatened me with the blunt end of a walking stick saying that he/she thought that I didn’t respect them enough! The truth is I respect walking sticks incredibly and am after all a lesbian. Thanks!